The Atlanta Falcons are American sports’ most cursed franchise now that the Chicago Cubs have won a World Series.
Hell, Atlanta sports in general are a minefield of terrible losses, blown seasons and heartbreak.
Which is why the Falcons, who may or may not have blown a 28-3 lead in the Super Bowl to Tom Brady and the New England Patriots, are trying to get Sister Jean on their payroll:
Stay away, Falcons.
Sister Jean is ours.
Sincerely, College Basketball