Wiz Khalifa cited by police after performing Pitt’s Midnight Madness

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We’ve been posting about the various Midnight Madness festivities that have gone on throughout the country over the last two weekends, but it may be tough to top what happened in Pittsburgh this weekend.

Wiz Khalifa, a rapper and a native of Pittsburgh, performed at Pitt’s Midnight Madness at the Peterson Events Center on Friday night. But at 2:30 on Saturday morning, Khalifa was arrested by city police for … whizzing.

According to the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, the rapper was given a citation for urinating in public when a cop spotted him relieving himself behind a bar. There’s not really much harm in this, I know, but it drives home an important point that I was taught my first day in college: Always find a bathroom, because you’ll never be able to talk your way out of that arrest.

Work hard, play hard, pee indoors.