Kyle Wiltjer, Willie Cauley-Stein and Jarrod Polson have dubbed themselves “The Goonies” and, in what looks like a push to win over the hearts of Big Blue Nation, have begun to publish videos.
The first one they came out with was overwhelmingly mediocre until the four minute mark, when they start dancing with a random dude in a McDonald’s parking lot that they fittingly named SWAG. It sounds weird, I know, but just watch.
The latest builds on the brilliance of those final two minutes, as The Goonies do a hilarious spoof of The Turtle Man:
If you don’t know who the The Turtle Man is, well, you’re missing out. He went from this local news report to his own show on Animal Planet called “The Call of the Wildman“. Anderson Cooper’s a fan. You should be, too.
The most notable part of the video? Wiltjer has yet to change the fact that his muscle definition resembles that of a toddler. Let’s keep the shirt on, ok Kyle?